Published: October 7, 2022

Hearty Humor by Jonny Hawkins

By American Heart Association News

Please note: This article was published more than two years ago, so some information may be outdated. If you have questions about your health, always contact a health care professional.

Cartoonist Jonny Hawkins riffs for American Heart Association News' comics page.

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*"No, they're blocked because I'm eating too richly."*

Featured Cartoons

*“It's more of a procedure than a surgery”*

"And now, for the winner of the echocardiogrammy!"

Skinny elephant talking a pudgy one "The best part is, some ecology group paid the the liposuction." — *“The best part is, some ecology group paid for the liposuction.”*

Man at pharmacy window - "One silver bullet, please" — *“One silver bullet, please"*

Tombstone stating Recovered Hypochondriac — *"Recovered Hypochondriac"*

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